It's Beginning to Taste a Lot Like Chicken
It's beginning to taste a lot like chicken (chicken)
Saturated fat
It's clogging the arteries
Filling them with grease
Santa is this how you got so fat?
It's beginning to taste a lot like chicken (chicken)
Everything you eat
From when the holidays begin
Till the regurgitation ends
Oh my gosh it's coming out both ends
It's beginning to look less like chicken (chicken)
And more like sewage slime
What a splattering we will see
You're hoping it won't be
On your bathroom floor!
(By the way, my cousins and I made a video a few years ago to go with this song. Here it is.)
Rudolph the Orange-Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph the Orange-Nosed Reindeer (Reindeer)
Had a very orange nose (like a lightbulb!)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it was orange (like a flashlight!)
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Monopoly!)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any non-orange-nosed reindeer games! (like Pinocchio!)
Then one foggy Halloween eve
The Grand Zombie came to say,
"Blearg gragh bleh brag blablebah,
Grearag bluhg blorg buhblebaah!"
Then all the reindeer ate him (ate him)
As they shouted out with glee (Yum yum!)
Rudolph the Orange-Nosed Reindeer (Reindeer),
You're a feast for a zombie! (like George Washington!)
(written randomly, with no planning whatsoever. So yeah.)
Dragon Balls
Dashing through the stars
In a saibaman-pulled sleigh
Over the planets we go,
Laughing all the wayHAHAHA!!!
Bells on monkeys ring,
Making Saiyans fight,
We're going to find Kakarot
To restore the Saiyans' might!
Oh, dragon balls, dragon balls,
Eternal life awaits!
King Vegeta's gone but now
The Prince is on his way! HEY!
(written this year for my family's annual Christmas scavenger hunt, where we were supposed to find someone to sing an alternate version of Jingle Bells.)
Merry Late Christmas everyone!
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