Band Nerdiness

So. Greetings, my human (or otherwise) readers. Who here knows DCI? It stands for Drum Corps International, and it's pretty much professional marching band. They performed in Atlanta last night, so a lot of people from my school's band went to watch. It was AMAZING. The marching, music, colorguard, and everything else was awesome, and I got to try on a crazy green headdress from one of the colorguard costumes. And then I had glitter all over my face. It was also really fun because we're bandies, and therefore awesome. Point being, DCI is definitely something you want to see.

Speaking of things you want to see, I saw Cowboys and Aliens today, and it was really cool. Classic Western stuff like horses, gunfights, etc, mixed with crazy alien technology that kinda reminded me of Portal. Yeah. Go see it.

And the last thing I'll say before I go, since I really don't have much to say today, is that I'm in the process of making a GLaDOS costume for DragonCon. :D Most of it isn't ready enough to show you people, but I can show you the personality core necklace I made for it:

Wood beads, white spray paint, Sharpie, and white ribbon. Also, if you feel like making anything with Sharpie, don't use clear spray paint afterwards. I had to completely redo Anger and Logic because it ran so much. Curiosity and Morality were okay, but the lines on the back of Curiosity and the edge of Morality's eye are a little blurry. It still turned out pretty good considering I've never drawn on a round surface before. It's harder than you think. The other things I made with the remaining beads were a string of crazy faces and the dragon balls. I'm planning on making Wheatley, Space, Facts, and Adventure later, but they require more effort because of the spray paint.

That's everything. Comment if you want, but it still won't let me reply.
-Xenon

Nerd Origins

The title is relevant for once!

Nerds are like superheroes, because everyone has an origin story. My last post was ranting about my love of dragons as a small child, but now I'm going to tell you how I became a true nerd. It's a three-part story:

1: When I was 6, I saw that my mom was reading Harry Potter. I thought it looked cool, and demanded that she take me to the library so I could read it too. About three minutes into the first book, I decided that it was awesome and I've loved it ever since. Also, I know some people who still don't read it because it's too long. I tell them that I read it in first grade and that they should be ashamed.

2: In 5th grade, my parents made me try band, even though I didn't want to. It was one of those cases where your parents are right whether you like it or not. I love my trombones, Mrs. Blatsy von Blatsman and Trigger, and my baritone, Jaws. (Yes, I named them.)

3: I'm ashamed to say that I wasn't introduced to anime until last summer (Blame my lack of proper TV channels). I had seen the style before on DragonFable (which, by the way, is an awesome free game that you should play), but I didn't know anything about it. I was staying at my cousins' house for some reason, and they asked if I wanted to watch Dragon Ball Z Kai. I started watching it when everyone was on Namek, right before the Ginyu force arrived. I was so confused, but I still loved it. I remember the first line I heard- in a recap at the beginning of the episode, Bulma said "Oh Vegeta, you horrible monster!" I didn't know Vegeta. Then I found out who he was and I was all ZOMG EPIC SPIKY HAIR! :D

And now you know my story, assuming I didn't bore you to death. Laterz!
-Xenon

Warning: Demons.

Of the Yu Yu Hakusho variety, of course.
Anyway, I was at the farm (aka funfun epicsauce) this weekend. There's this golf cart there that my cousins and I ride around all over the property. Most of the land is forest, and there are tons of trails all over it. At one point, we went on a trail that we had only been on once before and missed the other trail we were looking for, and thus ended up at the very edge of the property. When we tried to go back, the golf cart decided that it would be a good time to break. We had to walk all the way back to the house from one of the farthest possible places, and two of my cousins were barefoot. And it was a really rough trail, with limbs in the middle of the road and everything. The lesson here is to always wear shoes if you plan on going anywhere less than foot-friendly with a machine that may or may not last the journey.
The rest of the farm trip was pretty awesome-it involved crazy backwards tube rides, skiing, horses, dogs, companion cubes (IT FINALLY ARRIVED), a dance party with Dutch music, juggling, a random game during which I destroyed everything in existence (including limbo) and thus became existence itself, a failed TFS marathon, and various other things.

In other news, I am planning on going to DragonCon this year! :D I'm working on an awesomesaucempossumflossem GLaDOS costume to wear. My backup is the Saiyan armor I wore for Halloween last year, if I mess with it a bit to make it better. If you're going, look for me.

I NEED THESE.
Later,
Xenon

Random Nostalgia Fest

GREETINGS. Read this if you feel like wasting some time.

So here I am at my house, not doing much but waiting for my companion cube (GRAAAARGH IT'S STILL NOT HERE!!!1!!one!!!). That's it for the news section. Now on to the fun part.

So, has anyone else noticed that it's REALLY FREAKING HOT? Or is that just me? ;) Well, I haven't come up with anything to make it better, so I guess I'll just change the subject again.

ORD!

Ah, Dragon Tales. It was my favorite show when I was little. It was also among the only shows I got, since my TV is both ancient and lacking in the field of channel variety. Ever wonder why I'm so addicted to anime now? Mostly because it's awesome, but also because I didn't have any on my TV as a child. I still don't, actually. But anyway, back to Dragon Tales. I've forgotten a lot about it, but I remember the twin dragons (apart from Ord, they were my favorite), the pink one named Cassie, the kids who went to the dragons' world through their playroom, and the teacher dragon who spoke Spanish a lot. I always wondered how they flew and what was up with those necklaces. I actually had Ord and Cassie costumes that I wore all the time when I was little, until they both broke. And now that I'm older, I still like dragons (though more of the wish-granting or fire-breathing variety).

That's about all I have to say. If any of you humans wishes to comment, tell me your favorite show as a small humanling. (Humanling. That's a funny word.) And, if the site doesn't want to be stupid, I'll attempt to reply. Don't feel bad if I don't, though, since my blog doesn't like to hear my own feedback.

FAREWELL,

Xenon

Oh look, it's you guys. And you're floating...

One of the best lines from Charlie the Unicorn, and one that applies to my everyday life as well. (What? You mean you don't float around with your unicorn friends or scuba dive in midair!? WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS!?!)

So anyway, I got a haircut earlier today. It's shoulder length with layers, and I find it enjoyable. AND it still goes into a ponytail, which is always good since I need a pewnehtayl to reid mah pewnehz. If you read that as though I spelled it normally, good job. If you couldn't understand it, out. Now. I have no use for you. *places you in a bottomless pit made of portals and watches* Stop screaming. It's distracting. Where were we? Oh right. Nowhere.  hiu <--I tried to make my cat say hi. Close enough. Now say hiu back to Duuuuuhk. I'm waaaaitinng...

Okay. He left. That's what you get for not returning his greeting. Bad, bad humans. *hits humans with a stick*

Well, that's about it. FAREWELL, MINIONS.
-Xenon

Mohawk Farm

I don't know the meaning of that title any more than you do.

Okay, so the first thing I'd like to say is that IT IS SO HOT WHY IS IT SO HOT I'M BURNING WHY WON'T THE SUN STOP DOING THAT!?!?! This is coming from someone who likes summer, hot weather, swimming, and everything summerish except the increased number of bugs inside. Blah. Also, summer is slowly drawing to a close. For you people who still have time left, SHUT UP. My last two weeks of summer are full of band camp, which, while fun, is also murder. And there's still summer reading, blah blah blah blah... *dies*

*stands back up* So anyway, I'm done being pessimistic now. I ordered an Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube from ThinkGeek yesterday. If you aren't familiar with ThinkGeek, go look at it. Now.

Wonderful science! I'll love it forever. Also, while at my cousins' house last week, I read the entire DBZ manga. You ask why I didn't do this earlier, and I say KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Anyway, if you survived the LAZAR, it was awesome. I also met some Dutch people who were cool and went to a cheesy/awesome theme park with permanent fair rides and huge funnel cakes. Very fun. But then it stormed so we had to leave. Hm... what else happened...

*saves the universe* You missed it. :D

I don't think there's anything else to say. Goodbye Caroline!

-Xenon

Want to kill a few minutes?

Cool, you're already doing it. Great job. Actually, I don't think that requires praise now that I think about it. ANYWAY, I was looking back at some older posts here to refresh my memory on what I've said, and I found a picture of chibi Hiei in a gift box. You know how I always tell you to buy me stuff? Know what my next gift idea is?

Yep. A baby chinchilla. That would be pretty adorable, but if anyone can somehow make Hiei a real person and then send him to me, that would be awesome. Really, really awesome. Like, worth me giving you real money and being your BFF and possibly never bothering you again, if you're really good. I realize that most of the stuff I want that I post here is actually attainable, or at least tangible, and I know that Hiei is an anime character and I cannot have him because I live in the real world where people are not made of lines and there are no demons attacking the human world (as far as we know) and there are no quiet, violent guys with spiky hair and third eyes walking around, and I know that I'm a human (still being debated, actually) and would not know him even if he was real, but allow me to present my side of the story: CHIBI HIEI. IN A GIFT BOX. NNNOOOOOOOOWWWW.

Okay, that's about it.
-Xenon
Wasting your time since you started reading this.

GRAWRARRGHBLAAARCHHHZZRAWR

No, seriously, that's the post title I'm going with. Know why? Because GRAWRARRGHBLAAARCHHHZZRAWR, that's why.
...Moving on. I saw Super 8 earlier today. If you haven't seen it yet, go see it soon because it's awesome. And if you have seen it, let's say it together: It's AWESOME. Unless you didn't like it, in which case I really don't think this blog is for you as I enjoy a lot of stuff similar to it. In other news, Blogger doesn't want me to post comments. :( I tried to say something for about 5 minutes and had to log in about six times, and it still didn't want me to post it. So if you decide to post a comment here and I never reply, don't worry. It doesn't necessarily mean it was uninteresting. Maybe the computer was just having its daily mental breakdown. (The computer and I have some friendship issues. Nothing too big, but try not to offend it as it's my Internet access and the only one that can handle Portal.) Also, I was under the impression that I was going out of town to the farm, which is  happy funtime, but apparently not. So I had to go run instead. How awesome is that? Very awesome. Perfect. Great. Incredible. Can't complain. Smile-worthy. Spiffy. Awesomesaucempossumflossem. Other synonyms for good.

Was there a point to that chibi Hiei? Not really, unless you count ZOMG ANOTHER ONE! as a point. Every time I think I've found every cute chibi Hiei out there, the internet proves me wrong. Thank you, internet. Thank you so much.

That's all for now. Byez.
-Xenon

Well then.

So I'm here, and for some reason I'm already dressed for a party tonight even though it's just 3:03 (rounding the time is for losers). I rode ponies today and didn't do much else. Hm... I was at my grandma's house a couple of days ago with my little cousins, Stephanie and Jennifer. They're adorable, but it gets tiring since they need to be playing something all the time, and Jennifer is a huge Justin Bieber fan. One word: Gross. I'm still working on getting Baby out of my head and keeping it gone. If I reminded you about that song and now it's stuck in your head... *snicker* you're welcome. And I'm sorry for the pain you must be in. On that subject, the little girls have made a plan to make me like Justine (that's not a typo): They will convince me to go to a concert, where he will pick me out of the crowd and break up with his girlfriend, then we'll get married and Stephanie will be able to like him without being judged.
Yeah.
And they seem to think that this is a foolproof plan and I'll cooperate with it.

While I was visiting, we went to my grandma's friend's house and saw an adorable miniature mare and foal, plus a little stallion named Hans. Mo, the foal, was adorable. He kept trying to eat our clothes, and he would run around the pasture every few seconds. There were also several goats who ate out of our hands and a big dog. This should be my house, as I am a surprisingly country person despite my computer addiction and house on the busiest street in the city.

So yeah, that's about all I have to say except that I'd like some cake, thanks.
-Xenon

Insert post title here

Yep, it's still summer. I just checked. I got back from the beach last week (which was really fun) and finally finished Portal 2, then replayed it and finished in about a day. Now the summer cross country workouts have begun. I'm just two days in, and I already hate it with every fiber of my being. That's about it for all my news that you probably don't care about, so I'll at least shut up about that.

As you might know if you watch me constantly, I refuse to get my ears pierced. Even if it means passing up some cool stuff and having to choose painful clip-ons should I feel like adorning the hearing implements attached to my skull, I have a problem with getting holes punched through my skin. BUT! I have come up with a deal to satisfy my mother, who wishes I would go ahead and get my ears stabbed and filled with jewelry: if she can find earrings that look like personality cores or dragon balls, I will allow them to be jammed into my earlobes with (hopefully) minimal pain and suffering. Those of you who have already had your skin punctured with a tiny pressure point may say it doesn't hurt that much. I say that I'm more against the idea of a piece of metal being inserted into an artificially-made hole in my ear than I am against the pain of it. But it'll be worth it if I have something geeky to wear as earrings. As a side note, I didn't know there were so many different ways to phrase 'ear piercing.' Huh.


THERE ARE SOME IN EXISTENCE. Now I need to get my hands on them.

*nerdy excitement*

*nerd, nerd, nerd*

*yep, still a nerd*

That's all.

-Xenon

President, Being Alive Club

Antimatter

So hey! School's out! *party* I've already been to the farm (where my cousins and I go to have awesome nerd fun and ride in boats and golf carts) where my cousins and I named a donkey Cave Johnson, walked to the edge of the property (which is a LONG way) to see some ponies, found the entrance to Aperture Science and Chell's house right next to it while riding on the golf cart, sat around a fire slow-roasting marshmallows and singing random songs with people we don't know that my cousin's cousin invited, and rode crazy speeding death traps behind a boat. So far, summer has been pretty awesome. Friday is my birthday, and I'm going to the beach Saturday. I don't even know why I'm telling you this stuff. I guess just to make you jealous because I bet your family gatherings aren't as awesome as mine.

So anyway, I'm almost done with Portal 2 (finally) after much slow testing, several deaths, a tight schedule, and a glitchy computer that didn't want me to pick up or put down cubes. Now I need to get past the DEADLY NEUROTOXIN. I'd probably be done already if it weren't for my short attention span...













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Whoa... I didn't mean to put in all those extra r's. Foseriushness. Well, I don't have anything else to say (most posts here tend to end like that, huh?) so I guess I'll stop wasting your time. Unless you want to keep reading. In that case, read this post again. And again. And again. And again. Will you? Of course you will.

See you in the comments (if you feel like commenting, you mean humans who never comment D:),
Xenon

Update for People who Care

Congratulations! If you're reading this, you're on your way to being awesome (unless you're already awesome enough to have surpassed this or you're so awful that you don't have any hope, that is)! I'm just writing a little post to say that my math and science finals are OVER! *victory dance* Tomorrow is French, which is easy enough. And Friday is Honors Day, where I will be paid every time I go onstage for an award. And there will be plenty. *prizewinning smile*

"But Xenon, your smiles don't win any prizes!" you say. I say, wow, your voice is tiny. Also, I never said the prize wasn't for being terrifying. Not that it is. Or ever will be. *suspicious glare*

....Sooooo, moving on.

I've got a couple of pictures I drew just for you! Firstly, my best friend in the anime world and the object of most of the random pictures I've put on this blog, Hiei:

Much better than the last one, I might add.

Secondly (and lastly)...

Drumroll please...

KolkolKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL....

It's Russia!

In chibi form, and here to listen to you screaming in wonder, adorableness, and terror.

That's all for now, so I'll post (a long time) later!

-Xenon

This post is only visible to you.

That makes you feel special, doesn't it? I bet it does. Well too bad, because this is actually just a normal post that everyone can see, and not some top-secret thing I singled you out to read. Do you feel bad now? Disappointed? Betrayed? Destroyed? Depressed? If you do, I advise you to please find something else to do so you don't care so much about this blog. For your own good. I mean seriously, what if there was a glitch and this whole thing was deleted? What would you do then? You really need to consider these things.

So anyways, what was I saying? Oh right. Today is Sunday, which means it's the last day of the weekend. It also means I need a costume for the play because dress rehearsals start tomorrow. It needs to be something a little kid would wear, and it can't have a design or words on it. I had no idea until now how few of those clothes I have. I found 2 shirts, a pair of shorts, and a skirt. The skirt was way too small, one shirt had a design, and the other shirt didn't go with the shorts. So I'm gonna have to go shopping for stuff a 6-year-old would like. On a good note, I did find a hairstyle that looks slighty anime-ish and would work with my character. I just now realized that you probably don't care, so I'm gonna shut up now.

You realize I meant I'd shut up about the play and not just in general, right? Good. So I've been drawing more manga lately, and I would show you if I wasn't too lazy to scan them. I assure you that they're really cool and you'd love them if you could see them, but you can't. Hahaha.
To make you feel better after I've made two attempts to make you sad, I'll give you a couple of other people's pictures.

That's about it. :3 Later!
-Xenon

Bored on a Saturday

So yeah, it's Saturday evening and I'm sitting in my room (which is actually my dad's office since he can't find the time to work on my real room) on the computer not doing anything except writing this post, which people may or may not read ever. Today consisted of going to riding, where my horse decided to be awesome and actually do what I asked him to do for once, then going to the store for about 3 hours. Walmart was out of pocky, which made me very sad.

In other news, there's another special about the royal wedding on TV right now. There are probably a lot of 5-year-old girls either watching it happily or screaming because they're not the princess. I would say more, but I don't have any other comment on this (that's a first).

I got Portal 2 for Easter, and it's pretty awesome. :D It's kinda hard in parts, but I can usually figure it out within a few minutes. You know, cause I'm a genius and stuff. GLaDOS keeps calling me fat. :( ))) <-fatsadface.

O.o ZOMG IT'S AN ADORABLE GLaDOS/TURRET/BOT THING! :D

That reminds me, for my last birthday I had a chocolate cake that looked just like the one in Portal. It was delicious, and not a lie. For me, at least. You don't get any. *smiles*

Buy me these.

This too.

You know what? If someone went through my blog and bought me everything I've ever asked for, they'd probably be broke and really tired from finding it all. But it would be so cool if they did and I'd love them forever. *cough cough*

Well, I'm kind of blabbering senselessly now, but when am I not? That's what blogs are for, right? Hahaha... yes they are. OH HEY GUESS WHAT!? THE POOL OPENS NEXT WEEK! *happy dance* Finally! Also, there's just 4 more weeks until school's out! But one of those weeks is for finals... *moment ruined* Finals are these nice little tests where you get the chance to destroy your whole grade in one day! Yaaaaaaay!

...I'm bored now. Go on with your lives, minions. I'm gonna do something else.

IUGFLSGUFSILUWTFKSGHSHKGHDTYDUDYKDTDGDHKK

...Don't judge.

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It's 10:25 PM right now, guys. I just got back from my last middle school dance ever, and my feet hurt a lot and my face is covered in makeup and my hair is all... *shudder* ACTUALLY FIXED, so I'm pretty glad to be home finally. Hopefully the dances next year will be more fun.

Aside from this whole dressing up and looking nice crap, today was pretty awesome. We had field day today, where I was on Red Team 2 and did cool stuff like hurl those foam splash bomb things at people, pull a tractor across the field, win tug-o-war in approximately 2 seconds, jump up the ladder on the obstacle course because the rope was on the wrong side, carry someone on my back while wearing a sight-impairing horse mask, and crash to the ground after spinning around a bat 10 times, causing my friend on the other team to crack up. We then had a water balloon and flour fight, where I only got hit by one balloon (but a ton of flour). It. Was. Awesome. After that, I went to the store for easter candy and ABSOLUTELY DID NOT AT ALL get a certain game that I won't mention because, as I said, I definitely didn't, nor will I ever, get it. Especially not for Easter. *cough*portaltwo*cough*

I have one more random story, then I'll let you go. One of my mom's old students gave her two turtles-one with red ears (or where their ears would be if you could see them), and one with yellow/green ears. My mom doesn't like them because they stink and require a ton of maintenance, but I think they're pretty cool. Every time someone walks through the room where their tank is, they swim up to the side of the tank and try to swim through the wall like a video game. I named the red one Bardock because it looks like he's wearing a red headband, like this:

And the yellow one is Gamera:

He's the protector of children!

That reminded me of the whole reason I know Gamera exists (yep, I lied about the 'one more' thing). One time, my cousins brought an old Japanese monster movie complete with a terrible English dub to the farm (the place where we go because we live really far away from each other). It was about these kids who found a spaceship that took them to another planet where there were ridiculously advanced aliens who wanted to eat their brains. Then a monster came out and smashed some stuff, then Gamera showed up and fought the monster, and then the kids got out and Gamera flew them home while spinning wildly and shooting fire out of his legs. And they all lived happily ever after, or something. The main parts my cousins and I enjoyed were:

1. The way the kids pronounced Gamera. "GA-MA-RAAAAA!"

2. The kid counting down in the spaceship and not moving his mouth from four down.

3. Dubbing it ourselves and making it about some kids who go looking for their fruitcake but find a spaceship instead.

4. Gamera apparently has blue watery blood and a hollow interior.

5. The roar/screech/yell noise that all the monsters made.

That's about all for now.

LATERZ!

-Xenon

Some Stupidity

Before I say anything else, let me announce that it was a lot cooler today than it was yesterday. If you didn't read my last post, do so and then marvel at my powers.

*designated marveling time*

Moving on.
Today has produced some interesting stories. Firstly, I accidentally called a Sunny D a Sunny Damp and gave it to my friend angrily. I also addressed my friend as Human, and she responded as if there was nothing weird about that. Theater class was today, and we had to make a skit with the first line being "You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear you say that!" and the last one as "You don't look well." My group produced a story about getting a new pet mouse (with a setup like an engagement) and taking it to Vegas, where it was stolen by a couple of guys and taken to their house. I went with the guy who gave me the mouse to the two guys, and we demanded the mouse back. They threw slot machines at us and ran away. When they got to a new place, they found that the mouse had died. (Thus, "you don't look well.") We won the prize for most violent story. I also went to Express (jazz band practice) today and was asked to hold some parts to a drum set. I ended up with a snare stand and a piece of metal I couldn't identify, both of which looked like excellent weapons. I threatened people with them until I had to give them up to complete the drum set and avoid harm to people and equipment.

I like my dog.
Kroger doesn't stock pocky.
Watermelons are green.
I'm addicted to Barnes and Noble.
I'm building my aggressive skills.
I'm my friend's pet flying walrus.
My cat is fuzzy and purrs a lot.
I just noticed that I refer to all of my many friends as my friend. Does that get confusing? It's not all the same one.
I'd like school to end now.
Horses run fast.
Sometimes I learn languages when I'm bored.
People say I'm funny until I attempt humor.
You're probably getting bored with this.
You might want to quit reading.
You're reading this one now.
And this one, too.
Another one you've read.
Why not just read it all?
It can't hurt.
You've got the time. It'll only take a little while.
Aren't British accents cool?
You might be thinking about a certain thing. *listens to your thoughts* I agree.**
**I only agree if it doesn't involve me paying anything.
I can't think of anything else to say.
Moo.
Wiedersehen.
-Xenon

Are you getting bored with my rants?

TOO BAD. I'm gonna rant some more today.

Lately, spring has finally started to show its face (hesitantly) and it's warming up a lot.
 If you live in the south like me, you know it goes pretty much straight from this:

To this:

All in a matter of days.

The good side to this is that it means it's ALMOST SUMMER!!! HOLY CRAP!

*dances ridiculously*

Right after we're through exams (:P), it's time for summer vacation. The best time of the year, and I don't care what anyone else says. Sure, you feel like you're being burnt to a crisp whenever you're not in the water, but it's still way better than school and at least you can go into the air conditioned house from time to time.

Must I stress any more how much I LOVE SUMMER? SUMMER, PEOPLE! IT'S STILL AROUND! IT'S BACK! READY TO BAKE OUR BRAINS TO PERFECTION! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Now that I've said all this...

...Cue the cold snap.

-Xenon

Daily Rambling Requirement

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! No... not you. Sorry. YOU! THAT'S RIGHT! DO YOU LIKE READING POINTLESS STORIES? NO? WELL TOO BAD, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP READING THIS NOW.

Actually I have no say in that, but if you're still reading this, then awesome. I'm on my way to controlling your mind. You're under my control. There's nothing you can do about it. See how you just moved? Maybe you didn't notice, but I did. *points to self* Thank me. Or don't, you ungrateful little blog reader who doesn't thank someone who controls their mind for her amazing efforts.

Now, minion, don't you want to hear a nice little story? I'm sure you do. Here we go, finally:

Today, my friend was writing this story about a person who died. It was really depressing until my other friend took the paper and wrote that the other person who was still alive went to get some candy and drowned, so now they're happy. Then he, another friend, and I took turns adding on to it as it got progressively stupider and stupider. It ended when the giant evil monkeyburgers told it to, once the cannibals who ate the people and a fat chinchilla went down the road to the alternate dimension once it was open after its repair work. This makes me ask myself if I'm really the crazy one in my group.
The rest of my day consisted of unimportant things such as classes and homework, with the odd fun thing. History was awkward/funny as usual thanks to my inability to think of it in anything other than Hetalia. I chased yet another friend around the band room this morning with a music stand or trombone, depending on which one was handy. I find it funny that people either find my evil grin to be horrifying or completely unimpressive.
On another note (lawlz band pun), I'm going to Solo and Ensemble tomorrow (band performance), where I can go onstage and find that my trombone is full of water/off tune/broken/I've forgotten how to play. Hopefully I can pull it off and not die or launch instruments across the auditorium.

I shall now tell a story that I'm making up as I go along, for no reason other than my being bored at present.

Once upon a time, there was a zebra. He was just like any normal zebra, except for one thing-his ears were ridiculously out of proportion and about 3896 times the size of his head. All day long, he would walk around and say, "I hate these ears. They're so huge that I can barely keep my face from dragging the ground. Plus, I can hear things from across the world so I don't know when anyone's talking to me." As he walked, a small baby polar bear (who was very out of place) tried to get his attention. When it finally worked, the bear said, "Don't worry, Mr. Zebra. I know something that can help." So the zebra followed him to his apartment and did his best to squeeze in. When he finally got to the bear's room, he turned to the bear. "So what's your idea?" he asked. The bear smiled and said, "I never had one. I just wanted a pet zebra with huge ears."
MORAL: Never trust polar bears. They'll do ANYTHING to get a huge-eared zebra.

THE END

-Xenon

Insanity? I think yes.

So yesterday I was doing these personality quizzes, and it told me to write a paragraph and analyze my handwriting. Here is said paragraph:

     "I love my pet walrus. He flies me everywhere and always gives me the coolest chocolate. Once, he saved me from being sucked into a black hole! Sir Fluffypannts is the best walrus ever."

That is all. Laterz!
-Xenon