Mario Kart is the most stressful game I have ever played. Halfway through the race, it suddenly stops making sense and everyone passes me despite having inferior vehicles. Of course, being a beast, I usually win anyway, but it's most definitely frustrating. Also, the world would be a wonderful and chaotic place if it were real. I would have large piles of bananas and strangely colored turtles in my new car, and I would so win.
Because I'm that cool.
Having no more to say on that subject, here is a smug fish.
Pliff.
-Xenon
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