Word, you are super smart!

Hey guys.
I was working on one of my unfinished books earlier, and this was Word's genius correction:

Word, you need to either stop freaking out about passive anything or try to correct it in logical English. That is all.

I would include an explanation of the book, but you are not likely to care. Peace!

Español chicken.
-Xenon

P.S. I looked at it again, and I think the computer understood this sentence as 'Okay, Mrs. Not Having His Ears, tell the truth: Was Mr. Not Having His Ears murdered by Xerra?' I think the correction, if not the end result, makes much more sense now.