I like Trans.

Title explanation: French classwork involving a kid named Tran. And the I Like Trains Kid, though that was just implied.
That reminded me of one of my random stories I wrote during study hall once. It involved Salt Baby (a giant baby made of grass from an older story) and two other people at the mall, where one of the strange things was the exit sign that said 'MANGO' but 'exit' was implied.
...I don't even remember why I started this post. Self, why did you start this post? No reason? NOT A GOOD ANSWER, SELF.
Ahem.
So I remembered because people have begun to mention it recently that Valentine's Day is coming up. From someone like me, you might expect a rant/comment on how stupid the entire holiday is, but nope. I somewhat like candy, and Valentine's Day supplies plenty of that. Of course, depending on the circumstances, a lot of the candy is just to make up for being forever alone while watching all the couples being extra annoying all day, but I can ignore that if I have sufficient sugar. Maybe? *dramatic sniff* But I'm getting off topic, and that's bad since I never had a very clear point to this in the first place. It's like there's a train going along on an unfamiliar track and it derails but somehow jumps onto another track, and then it does it again three times before derailing. And then it jumps onto yet another track that leads to an undisclosed destination.
...That sounds like the coolest train ever. How much is a ticket and can I ever get off of it if it gets boring?
I just took the subject from trains to Salt Baby to Valentine's Day to sugar and back to trains. Hold your applause, because I'm about to take it to some other topics.
And then you can applaud. Violently, if you wish.
And also if you don't wish, because it would be amusing if people reading this suddenly began roaring and slamming their hands together and onto the surrounding furniture and innocent bystanders.
So I was drawing a picture with a bunch of Death Note characters for Vday (which is a stupid thing to call it but I'm too lazy to type it out and apparently not too lazy to type this long explanation of it) that ended up having less to do with romance and more to do with food. Mainly because I have yet to find an anime pairing that I like, but that's a story for another day (and by that I mean never). I would show it to you people, but I prefer to wait and repair any stupidity-based mistakes before I post it on teh interwebz. So basically, this was completely pointless. Good job, me! *high fives self* *so basically just claps* *oh shut up, which is apparently an action*
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (Count the NAs because I got them right.)

I'm pretty much just wasting your time now.
Ghostie wostie antimatter!
-Xenon