A very non-canon Death Note and Portal thing involving Light and Mello and a really long title.

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and we said,

"Goodbye!"
And you were like,

"NO WAIIII."

And then I was all,

"We pretended we were going to murder you."

Ah. That was great.

Yeah... I was bored.
Target lost. Naptime.
-Xenon